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$#!% HappensLet's face it stuff happens to all of us, right? So we may as well laugh about it. You're going to read some REALLY messed up stuff on these cards, and then rank them based on how bad they really are. Is a 3rd degree sunurn BETTER or WORSE than seeing your father naked? Is it WORSE than dropping your phone in the toilet? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with you, you get to keep it. Correctly rank 10 cards and you win. ADULT CONTENT!!
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★★★★★ 5
A MUST for busy dogs!!
Color: Green, Size: Medium
The tags are a hit! My border collie entertains herself with this ball. The longer black tag is PERFECT for her to grasp it and fling it in the air.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 4
He loves his new ball
Color: Paw Print, Size: 8 inches
My German Shepherd loves it. The only issue we had is that he managed to tear the black handle off within 5 minutes, so we just ended up cutting it completely off. Other than that he loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Dog Toy!
Color: Paw Print, Size: 8 inches
This soccer ball gets even my LAZY dog moving! It's so fun for them to play with and tug with. Great product, will need to keep re-buying it whenever it gets a hole in it from the rough wear and tear of my pups! :)
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very durable ball
Color: Skull Print, Size: 6 inches
It’s hardy 2 dogs can play with it at the same time. The last one lasted almost 2 years with every day play and chewing.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable and great value
Color: Paw Print, Size: 8 inches
Best thing we ever bought our Frenchie. It keeps him busy and he gets a great workout in. The tabs make it easier and for me to grab and throw for him. They also allow him to grab them and run with the ball. Only thing he hasn't destroys. Very durable and easy to inflate with enclosed pump.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2025
